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Tag - 1: MY FMORT

I have been tagged by Shantini. Here are some of the crazy things which has crossed my mind within 5 minutes. So I shall start now....

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I ll be happy if I get transfer to chennai before diwali
Wud like to see my mom
Im feeling hungry now
Manager is passing by, So need to act like 'im working'
Its cool today and winter increasing day-by-day
All women around me look great today
wud like to have coffee now
Have to wake up at 6 for french class tomorrow
Todays class reminds me the film 'Man about towm'
Have to wish a friend who is sleeping till 11 a.m on his birthday
Awaiting for billa 2007 release
Dravid and S Badrinath shudnt have been dropped

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Ok, this tag is all about, FMORT - Five Minutes Of Random Thoughts ..

Steps to follow:

Get an alarm/stop watch, piece of paper, pen or just open up a new post in which you can type in.. Set the alarm to ring 5 minutes 10 secs later. Take deep breath for 10 secs. Now, set your mind free. Scribble whatever comes to your mind for 5 minutes.

After 5 minutes, tweak the scribbles into meaningful sentences. Post it to your blog. The title should be, "My FMORT". Dont expand FMORT in the title as the purpose is to popularize FMORT. The first line should read, "I am tagged by XYZ", where XYZ should be the name of the blog who asked you to tag and link XYZ to the post. Then ask a fellow blogger to do the same and link to your post. Now sit back and relax.

You would be amazed at the speed with which FMORT spreads. And you will be one link of the long chain on Internet

Tag - 2: HOUSE MEME

Shalini at Random thoughts tagged me..
House meme: For me most of the things are n/a, anyhow lets go through them

1. What kind of SOAP is in your bathtub right now? I use dettol from monday to friday and On most of the weekends I'll give holiday to bathroom...

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? No refrigerator at all. So N/A

3. What would you change about your living room? Nothing...Bcoz I ve my idiot box and my bed...I dont care abt anything..

4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? Always dirty...U know, there is a schedule for dish washing...my turn is on sunday...(Note: seven bachelors living together and cooking ourselves)

5. What is in your fridge? N/A

6. White or wheat bread? wheat.

7. What is on top of your refrigerator? N/A

8. What color or design is on your shower curtain? No curtain....three blue tiled walls and one door...

9. How many plants are in your home? We have lots of plants and trees in our backyard...

10. Is your bed made right now? Its always....

11. Comet or Soft Scrub? Only hand wash.

12. Is your closet organized? I organize it once in three years...

13. Can you describe your flashlight? Can't understand....we ve only tube light...

14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? plastic.

15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? no.

16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? no.

17. Curtains or blinds? nothing.

18. How many pillows do you sleep with? Have one, but no use....Bcoz while waking up we ll be in 90 or 180 degrees with each other

19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? no.

20. How often do you vacuum? Monthly with broomstick.

21. Standard toothbrush or electric? standard.

22. What color is your toothbrush? Dont know, I always believe that the brush in my blue box is mine...In my college hostel, I used my roommate's brush unknowingly...thats not my mistake, he kept his bag besides mine...

23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? yes, a rice bag.

24. What is in your oven right now? N/A, In our stove, yesterday's unwashed cooker.

25. Is there anything under your bed? ya, thats first floor...

26. Chore you hate doing the most? brushing

27. What retro items are in your home? nothing, mmm..but house owner comes twice in a month...

28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? I dont even have a separate living room...

29. How many mirrors are in your home? 1, other three were broken...

30. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? my mom's spice box

31. What color are your walls? yellow

32. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? ya, a cricket bat.

33. What does your home smell like right now? Im in office now...

34. Favorite candle scent? Dont ve candles with scent

35. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? mango

36. What color is your favorite Bible? N/A

37. Ever been on your roof? ya, recently while flying a kite...

38. Do you own a stereo? no.

39. How many TVs do you have? one

40. How many house phones? All ve cellphones

41. Do you have a housekeeper? no

42. What style do you decorate in? No style.

43. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? no furniture.

44. Is there a smoke detector in your home? Nobody is there to detect chainsmokers(my roommate) in my room

45. In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? My certificates, I dont want to go after those university clerks.

Huh... Im off......Sorry I didnt tag anyone...

Last saturday at 4 o'clock we went out to play cricket after two weeks of gap. We are living in two single bedroom flats i.e in 2nd and 3rd floor. One of our friend forgot to lock the door of 3rd floor. We played good cricket there upto 6:30.... While returning to home, a huge shock awaited us...Somebody walked into our room, nicely selected a camera mobile and rejected a nokia 1600 mobile...Theives also have choices but not a beggar...also picked a brand new philips mp3/video player worth 4500 bugs...we didn't even have a small piece of clue there....either he could have came up through the stairs or walked down from the terrace door which is also kept open....On sunday, we went to play after ensuring all the doors were locked....

but on Monday, when I returned home at 10:30 pm.....My friends told me that again he/they burglared our room. This time as we clevarly :P locked our rooms, he can't get into our rooms but upto the stairs. We kept our shoes stand on stairs. This time also he had enough time and so he nicely picked one shoe and one sandal of each pair, but he took my pair of shoes...dont know why...We are confused...why he took one out of a pair...

He might be our psycho neighbour or our house owner or neighbourhood children or even cable tv operator...how can we find him?? Out of surprise my friend found one of my pair of shoes on the terrace of a house next to ours. So I just wanted to look at the other side from the terrace and my goodness, the other one sitting on a grilled stair of the opposite house. So we climbed up the wall and had a look around our house 360 degrees and found each one thrown in each direction...two at the park opposite to our house and one on a neighbour's terrace......

There might be children behind this. But they dont have the strength to throw them such distance. Even that theif might be planning to divert us or even it might be the return of the monkey man to delhi....god only knows......